Oh, the tangled love affair!

We study the interesting objects

In Murmansk there are rocks and submarines, and objects that would be worth hiding under the ground.

Here in the town of Balaklava, Sevastopol that, I visited the anti-nuclear shelter submarines, which operated during the Soviet era ( see the full photo report, you can follow the link ). But surely there are such objects, and we. Who knows, or has been on the ' tour ' in Murmansk catacombs? .

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UPD:. Here fotochki submarine boat threw off running along the shores of our Kola (judging by the quality, filmed on a mobile phone ). >Comments and photos of readers'.





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The remnants of the Cold War, the 20th century - the museum of war and the bunker in the Canadian Ottawa..








Theodosius -13 - a former warehouse of nuclear weapons.

The underground vault where they were safe, the level of neutron radiation was so high that normal tungsten filament light bulb would burn out due to neutron bombardment in 13 minutes. A maximum stay of man in the store should not exceed 43 seconds. taken from here.

The story of an abandoned missile silos in the area and a large bomb shelter Tayboly by printing ' North ' (should have an interest in Churina ).

collection of anecdotes

The husband comes home to his wife:.

- Honey, I came home.
- My dear, it seems we will soon be three!.
Her husband embraces his wife in front of clezami joy. wife:.
- Tomorrow comes to my mom!.

March 8. My wife washes the dishes. My husband reads the newspaper, and suddenly remembers that he forgot to congratulate his wife on a holiday.
- Honey, what do you wash your dishes? .

Frustrated by her husband comes home, undresses sluggish, eating without appetite. My wife has decided to please her husband and says:.
- Expensive! .
My husband ( detached ): - And you, too.

Sweetheart, how do you feel about anal sex?.
Well, if this is what you really want and like, why not?.
- Wow! .
Yes, you know, I was very little interested in how you communicate it with your friends.

At McDonald's:.
- Free Cash!.
- From my wife left, the car drove away, the house burned down, and the children live with another uncle! .
- And here we are with it?.
- Give a burger!.
- The guy did not do it, you're still so young!.

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Mother-in-law put on the table a bowl of noodles.
- Well now, look, son, you're a man.
- Mom! .

I do not want to travel by train. I snore very much, and do not want all the compartments.
the whole night laughed at me.

- King, why are you not to depart? .
- Not a royal thing - running from the pawn!.

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We met two old friends, went to the bar. One other said:.
- Go for a beer, take two thirds of the ' Baltic '.
- He goes, bring a few bottles.
- Why are you so taken? .
- Well. I'm a mathematician! .

The firm held a competition for the best player in the game of patience ' solitaire '.
Winners of the first three places, was fired.

- What is a decent woman, and that such a slut?.
- Slut - a lonely woman who - longing, and goes to bed potoskuet a. A decent like the order: today one, tomorrow with another.

Ship ppohodit past few ostpova in the ocean, the eccentricity bopodaty myzhchina kpichit something desperately pazmahivaya pykami.
- Who is it? .
- I have no idea. Each year, we're here ppohodim, he 's just coming off a yma.

The mother turns to an eight daughters:.
- Daughter, at your age, I kept a diary.
- It is out of date, my mother. Now I 'm a database.

The employee told. Traveling in a minibus with a kid 3.5 years. Muzhikok sat down in an easy drunk. He looks fondly at the child and asks:.
- Baby, what's your name?.
- Gosh!.
The man smiles from ear to ear, then honey agarics asks:.
- And what will you be when you grow up?.
Lad looked at him like an idiot:.
- Gosha!.

You're blonde, ya odmin,.
Tibya much ya Adin,.
You're on the caps, ya patstulom,.
Scholknu mouse plyusadin.

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111: Are you blonde?.
222: Nooo )).
111: Country.
222: Russia )).

An apple from the tree not far yabnulos.

African apes have invented a new way of collecting bananas! .

- Blonde, brunette and redhead are studying in class 3. Who has more breasts?.
- Do blondes. she is 18.

Cottage - a place where the sapling becomes a tree, the seed - a vegetable, but a man - cancer.

I have a Fox 18 years difference in age. And when she asked in bewilderment, which may be common among you, it rounds up his eyes and answered: - What do you mean! .

- Okay, I went. If anything, call. By the way, I have a new number. Make a note?.
- It is better to write. At the Le x -st but no- action.

- Excuse me, girl, my wife and I missed, could you talk a little bit with me?.
- Why?.
- Every time I talk to a beautiful girl, my wife how to grow out of the ground.

- Your wife can stop a running horse?.
- When it without makeup - they themselves stand on end.

- Moshe, are you happy?.
- And where can I go to go.

A pair of snowmen, a husband and a wife, ride a snowball in his yard.
Neighbor pair, observing that:.
- Went to, I suppose, to her bedroom, shameless!.

Someone told me that during the leapfrog the dollar with the euro saw a poster in a computer store:.
>If $ Euro then.
y. e. = $.
else.
y. e. = Euro.

- Moderator, you are very, very deeply mistaken.
- Minus 200 for a hidden matrix.

Uses a small boy to the Pope.
- Dad! .
Dad, not looking up from the newspaper:.
- Well, and who are you, a fool, asked to stick his hand in the cage?.

Jack brought home his girlfriend and her mother is:.
- Mom, it's a wonderful girl. She knows how to perfectly cook, likes to bake pies, carefully assumed control of the apartment.
- Well, my son! .

- I know you guys! .
- Well, why did the whole night? .

- Why in Estonia horseradish football?.
- Do you know what their fines for walking on the lawn?.

- Who gets more pleasure from sex - male or female?.
- Woman. Here's why.
Imagine for a moment that you have itchy ears. You scratched it with his finger. When you dropped the hand, who feels better - ear or finger?.


- Gogi, you acted in the biathlon?.
- Kanechno.
- And a lot of targets struck?.
- What surprised? .

Laughter prolongs life in 5 minutes.
Sex prolongs a member for 15 minutes.
Conclusion: The smallest member extends life by five minutes.

submarine. Evening verification.
- Ivanov!.
- Here!.
- And where are you on the dick, deneshsyat.

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