She: - Can an indiscreet question?.
She: - Stupid!.
He: - urine).
She: - Boys shit is sitting. and where virgin pussy?.
He: - * ROFL *.
He: - Patstalom!.
He said: - In the pocket of hiding until the shit.
She: - She unfastened?.
He: - * ROFL *.
He said, - and why should it be to do with it?.
She: - No, well, that it is so out there and hang out? .
He said: - Ah ))).
She: - And do not get dirty?.
He: - * ROFL *.
He: - cease, and then I wake up the neighbors right now.
It: - I can not do anything with his curiosity.
She: - Shit, I wonder.
He: - Physiologically so arranged that it hangs out of the trajectory of the fall Kakulia. ) ).
He said: - I smoke, and then I will tear tries sha. ).
She: - You guys are strange and you have the body of the country. Aliens tries.
***.
Shirif: - write me a four- thread.
Boar:- tries pashel.
Shirif: - you're an idiot, I'm the chief explain what ICQ.
***.
He said: - Why are you with it if you love another?.
She: I try to forget -.
He: - turns?.
She: No, but there is always hard to learn. They like the way the eye.
***.
- Mmm, you without glasses and do not know!.
- Yeah, I was without my glasses, too few people know.
***.
xxx: All right, we should tidy up the room. I sha girl will come to visit )).
yyy: under the bed all let down and not worry.
xxx: they all employ.
xxx: long).
***.
He: Hi, kagda?.
She: shitty (.
He: A human right?.
She: Tra ** tsya want!.
He: So let's fix ) Tomorrow I'll come with me as always) ).
She: That, as always?.
He: Well, martinis and President *** tivy ).
She: I'm her husband Voobscheto. Tra ** tsya 'cause I want her monthly. At its sitting potamuchto ace up their forgotten password.
She: But ...
***.
xxx: You stupid idiot. Come now to the turnip.
yyy: Cho? . Yes, and my head hurts badly after yesterday.
xxx: It will hurt even more when we have it on your basuhu split.
yyy: What happened then?.
xxx: I do not remember? . But still so big that now everyone will think that the so- called, our group. And the guitar ...
yyy:))))). Ya luser. That means to me why the Vitek sms sent ... ) ) ) ) ).
xxx: No, not at this. We all morning with ankinogo forehead ...
yyy: tin. I n * buildings.
***.
He said: plya!.
Her: what? .
He said, collapsed pipes under the sink.
He said, and the water from the sink drain is not in the pipe and onto the floor, where all the water.
He: I have a brain.
He said, wiping cloths.
He said, and pressed them into the sink plyat!.
***.
yyy: sorry for all the same phone.
xxx: sho utoppila again?.
yyy: Nope. threw it into the wall.
xxx: What are you passionate.
zlaya_feya: you what guys, that's when a strange woman throws Phone apstenu - it is passionate, and when his own - ** iba melting! .
***.
Death: 'I 'll come tomorrow at 11.
Sanya: - B. Th, Katya! .
***.
She: Hello, what are you doing?.
He said, sitting on a pair, chewing gum, chattering in the ace and read a book.
She: I would have kicked ).
He: does not work ).
She: Why?.
He: I am lecturer.
***.
She: - Zai went to dinner ).
He said: - We are sitting in the neighboring departments, and to invite me to dinner, you write in ICQ ( when you can do completely different ))) )).
It: - is there?.
He: - Katya, well, think );-).
He: - Pl * Th! .
***.
M: Hello!.
K: Hello.
K: about blondes want our office to tell? .
M: Let's.
K: Lily with Kate set to print 100 blank pages) )))) )), guess what?.
M: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! .
K: no))).
M: Maybe they wanted to clean the printer?.
K: no))).
M: Well, then I do not know.
K: They had to count for 100 sheets - hands too lazy to think of us and after this blonde?.
***.
Count today for two and a half months, as we deal with my girlfriend ** ce nd every day! .
Thomas: A monthly, it does not interfere? .
Earl: well it still did not have them ).
Count: plyayayayayayayayayayayayayaya!!.
***.
Nat: I - do- ku *** Ingus.
Misha is what kind of animal?.
Misha, a relative of the mongoose that is.
Nat: Well, ask anyone anything.
Mike: Wait, my mother will ask.
Misha: - aaaaaa, you're held up badly mnya.
***.
Pooh: - And we're on the new year in office, staged a race on chairs with wheels. 4 of the terms, moreover, as expected, with Pitstopami, stayed in a specially reserved for this matter the place, fueled with vodka, and on the track.
Cider: - I wonder how this scheme would have reacted to the boss?.
Pooh: - Our director came to the last.
***.
She: - Sergei, come to me, ceasing to Windu.
He said: - I do not have the installation disk.
She: - So come around to the pharmacy, they are still open.
He: - ahtyfvaaaaaasf.
She: -?.
He: - Sheep Shoot!! .
He: Now with suitcases come to you to reinstall Windu.
***.
He: You used a thicker.
She: Plyat not ...
***.
xxxxx:- Blah, count up how lucky I am! . no money. on inete also no money. money is not really anywhere. Well, from reading a textbook bezyskhodstva decided. I opened, and there a few haymakers! .
Ooooh: - Toto you today on the exam was not.
xxxxx: - Plya.
***.
- I went to pass the exam, and ICQ wrote in the status of ...
- And how the exam?.
- Excellent! .
- And how friends in ICQ? .
- I do not have more friends!.
***.
XXX: Do you have a brother or sister?.
UUU: Yes.
XXX: who?.
UUU: What is the ...
Xxx: D. above.
UUU: AAAA. there is.
***.
He: And what is your phone?.
She: Beautiful.
He: A model?.
She: No, what?.
***.
XXX: again tomorrow at 8. 00 on the job.
yyy: I understand you.
xxx: No, do not understand.
yyy: fully understand.
xxx: Yes, even you have no work!.
yyy: yesterday was.
***.
xxx: my Aunt tehsapport calls with a question: do I have overflow message profile.
xxx: I have her, and you have a desktop file no heavy?.
xxx: She: No, no, you, I created a folder in the office. table and hid all the files there.
***.
xxx: I immediately found a way of making cheap energy drink.
yyy: m?.
xxx: instantly invigorates.
xxx: mate, redbully coffee and nervously smoking in aside.
xxx: a recipe to tell?.
yyy: let.
xxx: short.
xxx: Beres cup, throws back a tea bag and pour boiling water - the most it is 90-99 degrees.
xxx: can you give nastoyatstsa, the main thing is not cool.
xxx: of course the sugar to taste.
yyy: all?.
xxx: No.
xxx: blah and then spill the whole thing myself in the pants.
xxx: invigorates both pesdetts.
xxx: that the current checked blah.
***.
Serge: - hi, can you meet?.
Lenuska_ZaYka:- Hello =)) you can).
Serge: - You always sit under it Nick?.
Lenuska_ZaYka:- yes, why? ).
Serge: and you, together with a friend yesterday, ... Vorovskogo wrote their nicknames markers and proposal to meet?.
Lenuska_ZaYka: th % ))) I did not think that will affect ) and you live there huh?) What's your name?.
Serge: - yes, I live there. And to you, bitch, right now, COME ALL THE SAME AND YOUR Scribble Otterlo, AKA.
Find and AHA ** NO punished!.
Serge: nice meeting you, bye.
***.
XXX: guess the mystery: will put a glass eye,.
Clicks again - and remember you. Who is it?.
UUU: Optimistic option - Photographer.
Pessimistic - the sniper.
***.
He: - Zai! .
He: - are you?.
He said, - Listen, I forgot where the phone. you can turn it off, and then the call will be.
She: - you sms came from Sergei Borisych.
He: - blah.
It: he says, that she was ...
He: - gathered my things?.
She: - yes, lie at the door.
***.
- Hi baby how are you? .
- World War II, but I asked you to write to me ok! . is not very good if the vice-president of the bank - and the kid wants a * s!.
- Excuse me, Olga, how your business?.
- Good) )).
- Do not want tonight to give me a mortgage?.
- What?.
- Or give me a discount?.
- BOB, you are in yourself?.
- I was almost in your.
- All the while, until the evening!.
- Hey, IT pros! .
Bitch, I'm vice-president of the bank En??.
- Vova Mlyat!!!!.
- Forgive me, dear, could not restrain himself, is willing to pay the bills.
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